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Ann Coulter: ‘No American Whose Great Grandfather Was Born Here is Watching Soccer,’ Interest Sign of Nation’s ‘Moral Decay’

Ann Coulter didn’t share the country’s enthusiasm over the U.S. Mens National Team making the knockout round of the 2014 World Cup, instead writing that the nation’s interest in soccer is a sign of the public’s “moral decay.”

This week, Coulter penned a new column listing nine reasons why “any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation’s moral decay.”

“Do they even have MVPs in soccer? Everyone just runs up and down the field and, every once in a while, a ball accidentally goes in,” Coulter wrote. “That’s when we’re supposed to go wild. I’m already asleep.”

Coulter also says that “individual achievement is not a big fact,” not to mention the fact that “it’s foreign.”

Naturally, she says, America’s interest in soccer is the result of all the immigrants those liberals allowed into the country.

“If more ‘Americans’ are watching soccer today, it’s only because of the demographic switch effected by Teddy Kennedy’s 1965 immigration law,” she states. “I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time.”

Some other reasons that soccer is “un-American” that Coulter lists includes, “liberal moms like soccer,” “no other sport ends in as many scoreless ties,” and “you can’t use your hands in soccer.”

She writes, “soccer is like the metric system, which liberals also adore because it’s European.”

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