Columnist: Obama Has ‘No Past Girlfriends,’ Is Probably Gay, Needs to be Removed From Office Immediately
“Reverend” Austin Miles has penned a new column for Renew America (because he can’t write for The Christian Post anymore, because he’s a lying liar), alleging that Obama didn’t have any girlfriends before Michelle, is probably gay, and should be immediately removed from office.
“Where are the Obama girlfriends?” Miles asks. “Think about this and see if there’s anything you don’t believe! I hadn’t thought about this – but where are Obama’s past girlfriends surely he had at least one? No past girl friends popping up anywhere? Strange – strange to the point of being downright weird.”
If this dope bothered to do a Google search, he’d have found numerous ex-girlfriends discussing their time with young Barry. But why read when you can blindly pontificate?
“Nope… not one lady has stepped up and said, ‘He was sooo shy,’ or ‘What a great dancer!’ Now look at the rest of what we know… no classmates, not even the recorder for the Columbia class notes ever heard of him,” Miles alleges. “Who was the best man at his wedding? Start there. Check for groomsmen. Then get the footage of the graduation ceremony. Has anyone talked to the professors? Isn’t it odd that no one is bragging that they knew him or taught him or lived with him?”
Yeah, ignorance of the facts does not mean absence of fact. There are multiple interviews with people who remember Obama, articles Obama had published while in Columbia, and all the other evidence you’d need to rest assured that Obama attended Columbia and not… whatever it is that Miles is alleging.
“When did he meet Michelle and how?” Miles continues, even though this whole article could have been preempted by a quick Google search. “Are there photos? Every president provides the public with all their photos, etc. for their library. What has he released? Nada – other than what was in this so-called biography! And experts who study writing styles claim it was not O’s own words or typical of his speech patterns, etc.”
Hey idiot, what’s this?:
“Obama came to America as a foreign student,” Miles continues. “Even though we don’t know about any girlfriends, there are photos on the internet showing him with many BOY friends. This is one of the biggest frauds ever conceived and executed… Speaker of the House – Sergeant at Arms. Get some backbone and escort Obama out of the White House without further delay!”