Sarah Palin and Family Allegedly Involved in Drunken Brawl
Sarah Palin and her family reportedly participated in 20-person drunken brawl at a party, also known as an ‘Anchorage Thursday.*’ According to the Alaskan gossip blog (which is apparently a thing?) The Immoral Minority, one of the Palin sons reportedly got into a fight with another man at the party, who may have dated one of the Palin daughters, and it “escalated.”
“Todd apparently puffed up his chest and made some threating remarks,” and general cursing, including one of the “c” words. “In the end,” blogger Gryphen writes, “the cops were called, order was restored, and the Mama Grizzly made sure the whole thing got swept under the rug.”
The blog posted an e-mail from the Anchorage PD that just skirts short of confirming the story:
Hi Griffin ,
What I am able to share with you at this time is the following:
On Saturday, September 6, 2014 just before midnight Anchorage police responded to a report of a verbal and physical altercation taking place between multiple subjects outside of a residence located on the 900 block of Harbor Circle . A preliminary investigation by police revealed that a party had been taking place at a nearby residence and a fight had broken out between multiple subjects outside of the residence. None of the involved parties wanted to press charges at the time of the incident and no arrests were made. Alcohol was believed to have been a factor in the incident. Some of the Palin family members were in attendance at the party.
This case is still pending, therefore, I’m unable to provide any further details or information in the police reports at this time.
APD Communications Director
Another Alaskan gossip blogger (so, this really is a thing.) Amanda Coyne published a much more scandalized version, in which Bristol Palin is accused of having “a particularly strong right hook, which she employed repeatedly” and the former Governor and Republican VP candidate screamed, “Don’t you know who I am?” Reportedly the answer to that question was from the crowd, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!”
At least now Sarah Palin’s subscription web-channel might have some interesting content.
*That isn’t even close to true and I apologize to the entire state of Alaska…please don’t unleash your gossip bloggers on me….