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Outrageous Right-Wing Conspiracy Theory: ‘Obama Blew Up Malaysia Plane’

Right-wing conspiracy theorist Jim Garrow has already  accused Barack Obama of conspiring with aliens and plotting to blow up him and other Presidential enemies. Now, the self-proclaimed former intelligence officer has taken to Facebook to spout yet another outrageous claim-Obama blew up the missing Malaysia plane to glean sensitive technological information from the Chinese (who also happen to be his new best friends).

“So let me get this straight,” Garrow said on the social media site. ” A fly by wire capable jet goes missing. It is on one course, turns and goes in almost the opposite direction on a heading which would take it to the US base at Diego Garcia. The plane has 20 technology nerds aboard who happen to work for China designing “classified” leading edge computer/internet control software and are carrying the matching hardware with them on the plane.”

He continued by explaining that Muslim-looking men were shown on the plane to raise suspicions that the plane had been hijacked and provide a convenient story for the media to cover up the more sinister truth of Obama’s scheme.

Garrow next theorized the plane landed by wire at Diego Garcia where the United States interrogated the Chinese techno-nerds to glean their secrets.

After the interrogation, according to rather dubious story, everyone was loading back on the plan when it “implodes/explodes and the debris field is now found. How they missed it in the beginning is a mystery. But the western mindset is already prepared to believe that all things eastern and “Malaysian/Indonesian/Muslim” are barely able to tie shoelaces let alone search an ocean.”

He concluded that the costly mission was business as usual for the ‘Muslim amateur Obama and his new-found friends, the Chinese.’

“America/Obama gets the information that they want, who cares if a bunch of innocent people have to die (Obama -“I am pretty good at killing people.”) ,” Garrow rambled on, adding that thanks to Obama’s actions, “more lies per minute have to fly to cover this huge piece of cow manure over.”

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