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Dartmouth Students Troll Rick Perry With Questions about Anal Sex

On November 9, Rick Perry was the featured speaker at an event held by Dartmouth College Republicans.

According to the college paper, Perry spent a lot of time talking about how the Republicans did not plan to waste their majority status in Congress this time around.

“We’ve seen six years of this administration’s work, and we’ve seen a lot of people out of work. We’ve seen foreign policy that is feckless to say the least, we’ve seen our country really struggle, and we’re really concerned about the future,” Perry told the Ivy Leaguers.  “The reason I’m engaged in this process isn’t for me. I’m 64 years old. This battle that we’re talking about, these discussions, this discourse that we’re having is about you and it’s about your future.”

He also managed to slip in a reference to the Lord.

“I think that may have been what the message was Tuesday to the Republican Party — ‘Lord, if you’ll just give us one more opportunity to govern, we won’t fritter it away this time,” he said.

When it came to the Q&A, however, things quickly took a turn when students started to ask him some off-color questions relating to his opposition of same-sex marriage.

According the college reporter, “Emily Sellers ’15 asked if Perry would have anal sex in exchange for campaign contributions of $102 million, while Timothy Messen ’18 accused the governor of comparing homosexuality to alcoholism.”

(FYI, while Perry has no reported record of bum selling for campaign contributions, he did say the homosexuality/alcoholism thing.)

Also, it seemed that some student chickened out at the end, because there was a whole list of questions the students were supposed to use to troll the Texas GOPer.

Mediaite compiled just a few including:

In 2002, you supported Texas’s anti-sodomy law. Do you dislike bootysex because the peeny goes in where the poopy comes out?

I know you have been very strong on all foreign policy issues, including Somali pirates, but what is your stance on butt pirates?

You have recently been involved in a corruption scandal. Would you like to have anal sex with me later?

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